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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Biggles on July 25, 2012, 09:58:05 PM

Title: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Post by: Biggles on July 25, 2012, 09:58:05 PM

 
      1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used size 14-16 men's work boots.

      2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

      3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

      4. Leave a note on your door that reads

      Pete,

      Slim & I went downtown for more ammo and beer. Be back in about an hour.

      Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the postman this morning and messed him up bad.

      I don't think Butch took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

      Anyway, I locked em in the house.

      Better wait outside.  Be right back.

Title: Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Post by: Poppy Dave on July 25, 2012, 09:59:50 PM

I might just do that, :-++

Title: Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Post by: Shiney on July 26, 2012, 12:20:17 AM

That should do the trick :wink1

Title: Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Post by: Aj1300 on July 26, 2012, 07:20:26 AM

Quite clever, might give it a go that way they might go next door. There stuff is worth pinching :crackup :blk13

Title: Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Post by: Malcolm6112 on July 26, 2012, 07:24:29 AM

Quote from: roper5874 "ONENUT" on July 25, 2012, 09:59:50 PM

I might just do that, :-++

Dave has some killer pussys.


 :blu13

Title: Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Post by: Tipsy on July 26, 2012, 08:49:20 AM

 :wht11 py

I just use the sign

DOG BARKS - OWNER BITES AND  HAS NOT  HAD RABIES SHOT YET

Tipsy