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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Diesel on July 29, 2012, 04:09:28 PM
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So - Yesterday morning, I took Mrs Diesel on the bike to brekky at Maleny right? - all good.
Today, I took Mrs Diesel on the bike to afternoon tea at the Pitstop cafe up the range on Mt Mee-Dayboro Rd - okay?...
Guess what? She still hasn't WASHED MY BIKE!!!!! :well
Should I:
- lash her to the yard arm for a few weeks?;
- flog her to within an inch of life?; or
- close my legs for a month to teach her a lesson?
What do you guys do when such insubordination is apparent?
Advice sought.
Cheers, Diesel
PS - Nobody better tell her I posted this!! :-((( :nahnah
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Diesel,
Mate, count yourself very lucky. At least your missus will mount your STeed, I can't get mine anywhere near it. Perhaps its my insistance that she wear a little leather skirt that troubles her....I just don't know.
But really count your actions as a deposit at the bank, they do build up interest (or brownie points) that you may withdraw (read emotional blackmail) and use at a later stage.
Yours in brotherhood :beer
Ruben :dred11
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You diesel it was nice knowing you mine would have known in about 12 seconds, she would have felt the disturbance in the force.....
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Never let her indoors touch the bike ( except to climb on the back seat), next she will want to drive...... :|||| :|||| :|||| :|||| :|||| :||||
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Ony trouble with cleaning the bike is it gets dirty again..........lol
I suppose we should make an effort and tidy it up a bit for Friday's run to the border. Normally Heather will have it half done before I even think about doing it.
Same with Heather's bike, at least once a week for her..........lol
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My advice is that you will never have enough points in the bank to cover any trips you want to do, so why waste points? Perhaps give her a thrill by you washing the bike in the speedos....
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My advice is that you will never have enough points in the bank to cover any trips you want to do, so why waste points? Perhaps give her a thrill by you washing the bike in the speedos....mankini!
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Diesel, I think you are lucky to get your misses on the back. I would love to be able too share the riding experience with me. I would even wash my own bike if she would get on the back :thumbsup :blk13
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I had mine on the back yesterday. We just got rolling and she banged my helmet three times with what sounded like a hammer. I stopped and said "This better be important!" with my ears still ringing from the banging. She'd forgotten to put on her gloves. We're gonna have to establish a better communication system- and I don't plan to put a mic in her helmet, thanks all the same for the suggestion... :crazy
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Put Mrs Palmer on standby.......... :rofl
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Wash yer own bike ya lazy sod.....just get her to serve the drinks in a bikini is an option
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Aaahh Deisel, you have some learning to do my son. Don't wake the sleeping dragon.
Old ST rider saying, man who expects wife to clean bike.......also believes in Tooth Fairy......
:runyay
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If I told mine to wash the bike I would probably be needing the tooth fairy.
I wash my own bike, If she can turn my underwear pink I'm letting her nowhere near the bike.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Paul that's no way to wash a bike. >:()