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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: ruSTyEB on August 06, 2012, 11:32:57 PM

Title: Not my kind of RTE
Post by: ruSTyEB on August 06, 2012, 11:32:57 PM

These two cannibals sit down for a meal in a local restaurant. 
The waiter comes up and says, "I'm afraid all we have left is a 
missionary from Prague, but you can share him if you want."
  "Okay," says one of the cannibals, "We'll split the Czech."   :eat

Title: Re: Not my kind of RTE
Post by: Brock on August 07, 2012, 08:41:49 AM

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Title: Re: Not my kind of RTE
Post by: JuST Peter on August 07, 2012, 06:48:26 PM

Two cannibals eating a clown, one said to his mate "Does this taste funny to you?" :eat

Title: Re: Not my kind of RTE
Post by: ruSTyEB on August 07, 2012, 07:09:36 PM

Two Cannibals eating lunch together. One says to the other "I don't really like my Mother In-Law". The other says "Well put her aside and eat your chips instead"

Title: Re: Not my kind of RTE
Post by: JuST Peter on August 07, 2012, 07:13:45 PM

We'll have to send Brock some Panadol :grin

Title: Re: Not my kind of RTE
Post by: Brock on August 07, 2012, 07:31:02 PM

Giant economy size thanks :thumb

Title: Re: Not my kind of RTE
Post by: Biggles on August 07, 2012, 08:41:38 PM

I love children, but I couldn't eat a whole one by myself.

Title: Re: Not my kind of RTE
Post by: Poppy Dave on August 07, 2012, 10:42:02 PM

Quote from: Biggles on August 07, 2012, 08:41:38 PM

I love children, but I couldn't eat a whole one by myself.

I thought they were the 'Other White Meat'.