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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Whizz on September 02, 2012, 10:30:30 PM

Title: Backwards
Post by: Whizz on September 02, 2012, 10:30:30 PM

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit cheques.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
 
I rest my case.  :hatwave :runyay :thumbs

Title: Re: Backwards
Post by: sargent on September 02, 2012, 11:41:06 PM

 :think1 :whistle :fp so much to say? But yes I agree.  :thumbs

Title: Re: Backwards
Post by: Malcolm6112 on September 02, 2012, 11:43:06 PM

 :thumbs :runyay


 :blu13

Title: Re: Backwards
Post by: Gavo on September 03, 2012, 05:57:50 PM

Im all for that  :thumb

Title: Re: Backwards
Post by: Sicman on September 03, 2012, 06:15:25 PM

Ooh thats frightening :eek - If Its the same life I have been having it would mean ending up with the kranky ex again :cuss :ee

I might try it this way on the next life  :wink1 :grin

 :slvr13