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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: scarp on September 14, 2012, 10:07:27 PM

Title: Appropriate Punishment
Post by: scarp on September 14, 2012, 10:07:27 PM

Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her son coming home from school.

The boy is in a bad mood, and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig.
He walks a little further and kicks a cow.

Once inside, his mother says,

"I saw what you did, young man! For kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week."

Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.

The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wanna tell him, or should I ?"

Title: Re: Appropriate Punishment
Post by: Poppy Dave on September 14, 2012, 11:14:48 PM

 :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :spank

Title: Re: Appropriate Punishment
Post by: Malcolm6112 on September 15, 2012, 07:56:44 PM

Ewe have come of age Noel.  :thumbsup :thumbsup

 :blu13

Title: Re: Appropriate Punishment
Post by: scarp on September 15, 2012, 09:09:20 PM

Lucky he didn't kick the Sheep you'd be in real trouble Malcolm

Title: Re: Appropriate Punishment
Post by: Whizz on September 15, 2012, 09:18:29 PM

Malcolm... :fp

Title: Re: Appropriate Punishment
Post by: WendyL on September 15, 2012, 09:34:17 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl