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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: alans1100 on September 20, 2012, 05:02:29 PM

Title: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: alans1100 on September 20, 2012, 05:02:29 PM
This was sent to me a few days ago........go figure

Three Questions for an Engineer...


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Question  1
 
How much does a house weigh?

Question  2
       
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold?



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and..

Question 3  
   

 

WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY:

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HOME INSURANCE?

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CONTENTS INSURANCE?

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or CAR INSURANCE?

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AND IS IT COVERED BY

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ROAD-SIDE ASSISTANCE?

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Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Tipsy on September 20, 2012, 07:09:56 PM
 :wht11 py

Hell man its a house with a wonderful water feature and a drive thru garage.......
A real estate sales (mans) person's  dream sales pitch  :crackup :rofl :||||

Tipsy
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Skip on September 20, 2012, 07:15:27 PM
Tipsy. You missed the water slide for the kids. 2 of them infact.   :runyay   :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Tipsy on September 20, 2012, 07:22:41 PM
 :wht11 py

Oh yea, I was to busy admiring my outdoor area for the BBQ and Bar.  :beer :beer :beer :crackup :rofl :-++

Tipsy
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Whizz on September 20, 2012, 07:55:22 PM
On a more practical note, you have to wonder just exactly HOW they got the house off where the bridge USED to be. It's too big to lift, and there's nothing under it to roll it on, and way too heavy to simply drag, so how did they move it? The only explanation is that they must have demolished it piece by piece! Bummer!!
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Skip on September 20, 2012, 08:00:32 PM
It might still be there Whizz. They may have built another road around it.   :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Whizz on September 20, 2012, 08:05:41 PM
It would be a great view out the front window! but getting in to either garage would be bloody difficult! and you'd need to watch it when you stepped out the front door!
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: alans1100 on September 20, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
One of those bridge tanks if there was enough room for it to fit underneath the house might work.......

Most american housing is made of wood........anyone want a slightly used kit home
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Malcolm6112 on September 20, 2012, 08:25:16 PM
Makes you wonder. They should be checking the route, making sure there weren't obstacles in the way.

Beware the pineapple.


 :blu13
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Biggles on September 20, 2012, 11:21:29 PM
Just knock the end and middle walls out and you've got a covered bridge.

They're very practical in snow country!
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Malcolm6112 on September 21, 2012, 08:55:32 PM
Quote from: Biggles on September 20, 2012, 11:21:29 PM
Just knock the end and middle walls out and you've got a covered bridge.

They're very practical in snow country!

Not quite "thinking outside the box". More like inside the house.

 :blu13
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Poppy Dave on September 22, 2012, 03:55:53 PM
I see you are all finding this very amusing but you have all forgotten the poor milko................................. where is he supposed to leave the cartons ?

See, not so funny now is it ?


Dave                                                         :wht13               
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Sabie on September 22, 2012, 08:19:50 PM
Side door?
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Whizz on September 22, 2012, 08:53:16 PM
End window??
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: Tipsy on September 22, 2012, 10:20:09 PM
 :wht11 py

 With all that grass around just get a cow  :nahnah :nahnah :nahnah

Tipsy
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: alans1100 on September 22, 2012, 11:17:02 PM
Quote from: roper5874 "ONENUT" on September 22, 2012, 03:55:53 PM
the poor milko.........?

See, not so funny now is it ?


Dave                                                         :wht13             

Aren't they an extinct species?
Title: Re: Three Questions for an Engineer...
Post by: terrydj on September 23, 2012, 11:49:49 AM
C.mon" how weak was that bridge  :think1
The house spread over a few dollies would not of weighed much, in fact no way near the weight of a normal tipper or semi???????
In fact the truck towing it most likely weighed heaps more than what it was towing??????