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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Sabie on September 23, 2012, 07:36:24 PM

Title: 5 Points in life to Remember
Post by: Sabie on September 23, 2012, 07:36:24 PM
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble, and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Title: Re: 5 Points in life to Remember
Post by: bluehonda on September 23, 2012, 07:54:34 PM
Thay say money can't buy you everything, but what money can't buy, I don't want.
Title: Re: 5 Points in life to Remember
Post by: Whizz on September 23, 2012, 07:57:10 PM
a paraphrase of a Beatles song maybe??? ("Money don't get everything it's true, but what it don't get I can't use: Give me MONEY, that's what I want...")

They do say that to really understand someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, once you have achieved this you have got his shoes...and he's a mile away!!!
Title: Re: 5 Points in life to Remember
Post by: Skip on September 23, 2012, 08:39:48 PM
They say money won't make you happy. All I ask is a chance to test the theory.  :whistle
Seriously, if you have the honour of owning an ST, you are probably in the top few percent of the world's wealthiest people.  :thumbs
Title: Re: 5 Points in life to Remember
Post by: Sabie on September 23, 2012, 11:36:31 PM
Hey Whizz, just a few more bars and i'll pick up the tune...... :whistle :whistle :whistle