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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Sabie on September 24, 2012, 01:48:03 AM

Title: Written on a Cowboys Tombstone
Post by: Sabie on September 24, 2012, 01:48:03 AM

FIVE  RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY  LIFE:

1.  It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2.  It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
 
3.  It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
 
4.  It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
 
5.  It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like  me.

Title: Re: Written on a Cowboys Tombstone
Post by: Shiney on September 25, 2012, 09:54:39 AM

 :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Written on a Cowboys Tombstone
Post by: Poppy Dave on September 25, 2012, 09:57:32 PM

 :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl :-++ :-++ :-++

Title: Re: Written on a Cowboys Tombstone
Post by: Malcolm6112 on September 26, 2012, 10:45:23 PM

 :crackup :rofl

 :blu13

Title: Re: Written on a Cowboys Tombstone
Post by: WendyL on September 26, 2012, 11:22:15 PM

Substitute "man" for "woman" and I'd be happy  :crackup :crackup :crackup

 :bl11