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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: alans1100 on September 24, 2012, 02:16:07 PM
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One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. It tasted unpleasant.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
"No, not at all," says the chemist, pulling a face.
"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
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:fp :fp :rofl :fp :fp
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Oh that turned my stomach. :crackup
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Never trust an Oirishman!
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What did they call Postman Pat when he retired?
Pat.
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What did they call Postman Pat when he retired?
Pat.
You sure you're not Oirish? You might just be pretending to be a Kiwi to try and get acceptance here!
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One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop.....
:crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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You've got the crown :thumb
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Had to come from SA.
:rofl
:blu13
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Had to come from SA.
:rofl
:blu13
Actually, my sis sent to me and she's been a sandgroper for the last 10/12 years.