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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on October 02, 2012, 08:38:42 PM

Title: Just received this
Post by: Poppy Dave on October 02, 2012, 08:38:42 PM

Found on the  Refrigerator One  Morning :

My  Dear Wife,

You will surely  understand that I have certain needs that you,  being 57
years old, can no longer satisfy. I  am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife.  Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope  that you will  not wrongly   interpret the fact that I  will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old  secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.    Please don't  be
upset  ----  I  shall be home before  midnight.     

When  the man came home  late  that night, he found the following letter on the  dining room table:

My Dear  Husband,

I received your  letter and thank you for your honesty
about  my being 57  years old. I would like to take this  opportunity to
remind you that you are also 57 years old.  As you know, I am a math
teacher at our local  college. I  would like to inform you that while  you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael,  one of my
students, who is also the assistant  tennis coach.  He is young, virile,
and like your secretary,  is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman  who has an excellent knowledge of math,  you
will understand that we are in the same  situation, although with one small
difference  - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes  into 18.  Therefore, I will not be home until  sometime  tomorrow...........

Title: Re: Just received this
Post by: Abe on October 02, 2012, 08:49:21 PM

So that's how you know my "X Wife". It's OK I'm over her  :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Just received this
Post by: sargent on October 02, 2012, 09:13:05 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Well played.

Title: Re: Just received this
Post by: Shiney on October 03, 2012, 09:00:54 AM

 :eek :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Just received this
Post by: KiwiRider on October 03, 2012, 08:01:52 PM

I must have missed the on the on the fridge!!!!!

Title: Re: Just received this
Post by: Aj1300 on October 03, 2012, 08:42:40 PM

 :rofl :rofl :crackup :rofl I liked it :blk13

Title: Re: Just received this
Post by: WendyL on October 03, 2012, 08:50:10 PM

 :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup

Never try to get the better of a woman!!  You'll always lose  :grin :grin

Title: Re: Just received this
Post by: Sabie on October 03, 2012, 09:11:36 PM

Ain't that the truth......

Title: Re: Just received this
Post by: gaz on October 04, 2012, 06:41:17 AM

 :thumbsup :thumb :-((( |-i :)

Title: Re: Just received this
Post by: RubenCan on October 06, 2012, 07:58:34 AM

 :thumbPoor fictional bastard, he should have been introduced to bike riding instead. :hatwave

Ruben :dred11