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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Sabie on October 03, 2012, 03:54:17 PM

Title: 2+2+2=7
Post by: Sabie on October 03, 2012, 03:54:17 PM

You gotta love him!  



Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven!!! SIR!

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a bloody cat!!!

Title: Re: 2+2+2=7
Post by: royst1100 on October 03, 2012, 04:30:58 PM

well that is correct! I suppose

Title: Re: 2+2+2=7
Post by: RubenCan on October 06, 2012, 12:53:31 PM

This reminds me of an Abbott and Costello Skit that proves that 13x7=28
Abbott And Costello 13 X 7 is 28 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTfFAVqCPhk#)

Ruben  :dred11

Title: Re: 2+2+2=7
Post by: RubenCan on October 06, 2012, 12:55:28 PM

Ma and Pa kettle had a similar skit in the 1950's
Ma and Pa Kettle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieKTU94-BgI#)

Ruben  :dred11