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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on October 19, 2012, 04:44:48 PM
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An older couple were travelling through a country town, and the woman was driving.
She gets pulled over by a policeman.
The Copper asks her, “Did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The Policeman asks, "Do you have your licence with you?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENCE."
The woman gives him her licence.
The Copper said, "I see you are from Sydney. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.
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:spank :crackup :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :crackup :blk13
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:wht11 py
WHAT ?
Wot thuh :o
Tipsy
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:fp oh dear
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What??
Wot thuh :o