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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on October 19, 2012, 04:49:59 PM

Title: Fifty Shades of Grey - a poem
Post by: JuST Peter on October 19, 2012, 04:49:59 PM
 Me missus bought a paperback
 Down town on Saturday,
 I had a peep into her bag;
 'Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey."
 
Well I just left her to it,
 And at ten I went to bed.
 An hour later she appeared;
 The sight filled me with dread.
 
 Her left hand held a length of rope;
 And in her right a whip!
 She threw them down upon the floor,
 And then began to strip.
 
Well fifty years or so ago
 I might have had a peek;
 But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
 She’s eighty four next week.
 
Watching Doris bump and grind
 Could not have been much grimmer.
 Things then went from bad to worse;
 She toppled off her Zimmer!
 
     
  She struggled up upon her feet
 A cuppla minutes later;
 She put her teeth back in and said
 That I must dominate her!!
 
 Now if you knew our Doris,
 You would see just why I spluttered,
 I’d spent two months in traction
 For the last complaint I’d uttered.
 
 She stood there nude, just naked like,
 Bent forward just a bit ….
 I took a pace to brace meself
And stood on her left tit!
 
 Old Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
 My god what had I done?
 She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
 “Step on the other one!”
 
 Well readers, I won't tell no more
 What happened on that day.
 Suffice to say my jet black hair
 Turned “fifty shades of grey”.
 
Title: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - a poem
Post by: Poppy Dave on October 19, 2012, 05:02:49 PM
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Title: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - a poem
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Title: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - a poem
Post by: sargent on October 19, 2012, 06:04:07 PM
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Title: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - a poem
Post by: Aj1300 on October 19, 2012, 08:26:25 PM
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Title: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - a poem
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Title: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - a poem
Post by: Dennisgw on October 19, 2012, 11:08:09 PM
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I shall have to pass that one on to She who must be obeyed.
 :13Candy
Title: Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - a poem
Post by: Shiney on October 20, 2012, 10:07:26 AM
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