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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Whizz on November 02, 2012, 10:21:22 AM

Title: Three Little Pigs
Post by: Whizz on November 02, 2012, 10:21:22 AM

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said - 'Well, F#ck me!! A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.

Title: Re: Three Little Pigs
Post by: Tipsy on November 02, 2012, 05:20:08 PM

 :wht11 py

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl sounds just like little Billy who always sits down the back.
so has to be him

Tipsy

Title: Re: Three Little Pigs
Post by: Aj1300 on November 02, 2012, 05:30:45 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup good one :thumbsup :blk13

Title: Re: Three Little Pigs
Post by: keith3po on November 02, 2012, 06:51:18 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Three Little Pigs
Post by: Poppy Dave on November 02, 2012, 09:10:01 PM

 :beer :crackup :crackup :rofl