OzSTOC
No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on November 10, 2012, 12:03:31 AM
-
CAMILLA'S NEW SHOES
Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly
tight as the day went on. That night, after the festivities were finally
over, she & Charles retired back to their room. Camilla flopped on the
bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling, one's feet are killing one.'
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour.
But It wouldn't budge 'Harder!' yelled Camilla. 'Harder?'
Charles yelled back. 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight”
'Come on give it all you've got, ' she cried.
Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed, 'Oh god, that feels so good !'
In their bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that.'
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom, Charles was attempting to remove the
other shoe when he cried out, 'Oh god, darling, this one's even tighter.'
At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: 'That's my
boy; once a navy man, always a navy man!'
-
:|||| :|||| :|||| :|||| :|||| :|||| :||||
-
:rofl :rofl :rofl
-
:crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl
Some pass - some don't
-
:crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl
Some pass - some don't
I think a video of it might have been a major turn-off.
With a face like that!!! :eek