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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Marcus on November 13, 2012, 10:47:03 AM
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The BEST add for selling a motorbike ever...Read on.......
Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?
Only one cure for that: getting a f***** sick motorcycle. A 1971 Honda CB350. This golden lady will get you to work like a fu...ll-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down the boulevard with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to f***** bikram yoga.
Runs like corn through a goose. Engine rebuilt a year ago with ~400 miles on it since then.
I put new tires on the old girl, because you don't deprive a classy lady of classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some f***** jewelry.
Electric start, kickstart, f***** push start, you name it.
Why am I selling it? Cos being alive rules, and I'm far too gnarly of a dude to have a motorcycle. I see a ramp, I'm gonna hit that motherf*** going 300 mph, backflip over the 405.
$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some f***** saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHERF***** GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want.
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/marcusstringer/ScreenShot2012-11-13at114124AM.png)
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Edited to remove unsuitable language
Brock
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I dunno it appears to just be an attention grabber,,,,,, :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :-++
Tipsy
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All that badass stuff on a 41 year old 350cc..... Not a chance...
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I remember these when they were new and the largest bike Honda had at the time ( aged 16 I was).....claimed top speed 106mph......
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I've said it before somewhere in here, but when I was about 19 on my Suzuki 80, my dream bike was a CB250. A 350 wasn't even in the dream.
Back then, a really big bike was 650cc.
That rear swing arm looks like someone in the design shop really wanted it to be a shaft drive.
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I dunno it appears to just be an attention grabber,,,,,, :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :-++
Hiya Tipsy...Well if it only appears to be...how about now :think1
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff133/greencan0/CB3504.jpg)
...working for you yet?????
The how about a bit of background music to think to...
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 2011 ~ Opening Titles ! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APn-Y9-4Qfc#ws)
....Dunno 'bout ewes...but given a few mods and adding Rooney Mara in ze tight touzers and ze ztockings...Yep the original add is working for moi :crazy...Thanks 'Stringo' :thumbs
Ciao, the can :)
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Ewe's...... Sounds a bit sheepy to me.....
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Try this one......
(http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii610/pmdodds1/image-10.jpg)
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:wht11 py
Na I'll stick with what i've got and as for the the sexy and sex its a waste of time me even thinking about it may as well be a eunuch :'( :'( :'(
Tipsy
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From what I read on this site, you are very eunuch, .... Get it eunuch... Unique ... Oh brother...... :crackup :rofl
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Sabie,
Norty corner for poor pun cunstruction. :well
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No..... Not the naughty corner.......
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Love that ad!
Reminds me of my first ever build...a CB250T...I have a photo of it some place at home just after it was built, will dig it out and post it.
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From what I read on this site, you are very eunuch, .... Get it eunuch... Unique ... Oh brother...... :crackup :rofl
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
I resemble that remark.
Tipsy