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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on November 14, 2012, 08:25:43 PM
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The Ambidextrous golfer
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A group of guys lived and died for
their Saturday morning round of golf.
One transferred to another city.
It wasn't the same without him.
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A new woman joined their Club. She overheard
the guys talking about their golf round.
She said, "You know, I used to play on my
golf team in college and I was pretty good.
Would you mind if I joined you next week?"
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The three guys looked at each other.
Not one of them wanted to say 'yes',
but she had them on the spot. Finally,
one man said it would be okay, but
they would be starting early - at 6:30 a.m.
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He figured the early tee-time would discourage her.
The woman said this may be a problem, and asked
if she could be up to 15 minutes late.
They rolled their eyes, but said okay.
She smiled and said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."
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She showed up at 6:30 sharp, and beat all three of them
with an eye-opening 2-under par round.
She was fun and a pleasant person, and the guys were impressed.
Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated her and
invited her back the next week.
She smiled, and said, "I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."
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The next week she again showed up at 6:30 sharp.
Only this time, she played left-handed.
The three guys were incredulous as she still beat
them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand.
They were totally amazed.
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They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant
and didn't seem to be purposely showing them up.
They invited her back again,
but each man harbored a burning desire to beat her.
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The third week, the guys had their game faces on.
But this time, she was 15 minutes late, which made the guys irritable.
This week the lady played right-handed, and narrowly beat all three of them.
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The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanship
on her part. However, she was so gracious and so
complimentary of their strong play, they couldn't hold a grudge.
Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads.
This woman was a riddle no one could figure out.
They had a couple of beers, and finally, one of
the men asked her point blank, "How do you decide
if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
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The lady blushed, and grinned. "That's easy,"
she said. "When my Dad taught me to play
golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like to
switch back and forth. When I got married
after college, I discovered my husband always
sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed
a silly habit. Right before I left in the morning
for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him.
If his you-know-what was pointing to the
right, I golfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed."
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The guys on the team thought this was
hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre
information, one of the guys shot back, "But
what if it's pointing straight up?"
She said, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."
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In the old days when golf was invented the word G O L F stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden >:()
How things have changed .... Especially in the construction industry :phone
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Only 15 minutes late?????
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Only 15 minutes late?????
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Yeah, her husband must be a stayer :-++ :-++
Actually, I'm also ambidextrous.................................... I'm useless with both hands.
Poppy :wht13