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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Whizz on November 18, 2012, 09:33:54 AM

Title: Mars Bars
Post by: Whizz on November 18, 2012, 09:33:54 AM

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quick bout of love making with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.
 
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
 
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
 
'An ambulance just drove by!'
 
'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.
 
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
 
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
 
'Jason is on his skate board!
 
After a few moments he announced,
 
'The Coopers are having a root ! !'
 
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
 
Dad cautiously called out,  'How do you know that ?'
 
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar' !

Title: Re: Mars Bars
Post by: Tipsy on November 18, 2012, 10:07:08 AM

 :wht11 py
 :crackup :crackup :crackup :-[ :-[ :rofl :rofl

Tipsy

Title: Re: Mars Bars
Post by: Brock on November 18, 2012, 10:24:33 AM

 :eek :eek :thumb :thumb :crackup :crackup

Title: Re: Mars Bars
Post by: WendyL on November 18, 2012, 11:07:42 AM

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

Title: Re: Mars Bars
Post by: ST2UP on November 18, 2012, 11:26:36 AM

 :rofl used to be 2 Mars Bars in our house hold........but now sadly can get away with a fantail.

 :crackup

Cheers