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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: alphafang on November 21, 2012, 11:29:58 PM

Title: Silly question
Post by: alphafang on November 21, 2012, 11:29:58 PM

The wife stood between me and the TV last night and stripped down to her birthday suit.
Then she said tell me honestly what you like about me the most is it my sexy body or my beautiful face.
I looked her up and down and got her to do a twirl,
Then answered her as honestly as I could
" neither sweetheart it's your awesome sense of humour "

Title: Re: Silly question
Post by: Whizz on November 22, 2012, 07:20:12 AM

and how long do the doctors say it will take to get you back on your feet???  :rofl :crackup

Title: Re: Silly question
Post by: alphafang on November 22, 2012, 08:30:43 AM

Not long Whizz mate,
Just wish typing wasn't so painful with these broken fingers.... :wink1 :grin

Title: Re: Silly question
Post by: Diesel on November 22, 2012, 08:56:52 AM

 :-++ :-++ :-++                :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Silly question
Post by: Whizz on November 22, 2012, 09:23:03 AM

 :rofl :-++

Title: Re: Silly question
Post by: Brock on November 22, 2012, 09:35:30 AM

And then the fight began....

Title: Re: Silly question
Post by: Biggles on November 22, 2012, 12:24:04 PM

Juliar Gizzard will hunt you down!!!!

Title: Re: Silly question
Post by: ST2UP on November 22, 2012, 03:53:50 PM

Are you typing this from underneath the smashed to bits TV ?????

Title: Re: Silly question
Post by: alphafang on November 22, 2012, 06:47:29 PM

No problems with the TV ST2UP, I'm looking at surgery to remove the remote from where she shoved it though.  :eek :'(

Title: Re: Silly question
Post by: Aj1300 on November 22, 2012, 07:12:45 PM

Do you just cough to change the channel? :rofl :crackup   :blk13

Title: Re: Silly question
Post by: keith3po on November 22, 2012, 07:20:03 PM

 :crackup :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Silly question
Post by: Sabie on November 22, 2012, 09:33:14 PM

Your a brave man, either that or the Wife doesn't have access to this site.......