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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on November 24, 2012, 12:04:59 PM

Title: I just received this - I think you guys can handle the truth!
Post by: WendyL on November 24, 2012, 12:04:59 PM

Three men were
Hiking through a forest...



 

...

When they came
Upon a large raging, violent river.



Needing to get to
The other side, the first man prayed:




' God, please give
Me the strength to cross the river.

Poof!!!

God gave him big
Arms and strong legs...




And he was able to
Swim across in about 2 hours,

Having almost
Drowned twice.

After witnessing
That, the second man
Prayed:




'God, please give
Me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof!!!

God gave him a
Rowboat and strong arms and strong
Legs...




...
And he was able to
Row across
In about an hour

After
Almost
Capsizing once

....


Seeing what
Happened to the first two men,
The third man
Prayed:



'God, please give
Me the strength, the tools and the
Intelligence to cross the river'


Poof!!!

HE WAS TURNED
INTO A WOMAN!!!

She checked the
Map, hiked one hundred
Yards upstream...




...
And walked across
The bridge



Guys, if at first
You don't succeed, do it the way
Your wife told
You!

GO AHEAD,
SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH
AND TO
ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

Title: Re: I just received this - I think you guys can handle the truth!
Post by: Brock on November 24, 2012, 12:14:55 PM

That is just so wrong :well :well :well :well

A  Woman who can read a map????? :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup

Title: Re: I just received this - I think you guys can handle the truth!
Post by: Whizz on November 24, 2012, 02:23:11 PM

Not unless they rotate the  map to point in the direction they are facing first!!! :|||| :||||  :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: I just received this - I think you guys can handle the truth!
Post by: Diesel on November 24, 2012, 07:49:18 PM

WEN---- DEEEEE!       :well

Brock - has a girl ever been sent to the norty corner?      :rofl

She's brave from waaaay up there eh men?     :rofl

Thanks for posting.

Title: Re: I just received this - I think you guys can handle the truth!
Post by: Paul on November 24, 2012, 08:19:53 PM

 Wot thuh  I wonder who built the bridge? :thumbs

 :blu13

Title: Re: I just received this - I think you guys can handle the truth!
Post by: WendyL on November 24, 2012, 09:04:35 PM

Quote from: Diesel on November 24, 2012, 07:49:18 PM

WEN---- DEEEEE!       :well

Brock - has a girl ever been sent to the norty corner?      :rofl

She's brave from waaaay up there eh men?     :rofl

Thanks for posting.

Not just brave from a distance, wait til you get to meet me at the National Rally, be scared, be very scared.... :grin :grin :grin

Title: Re: I just received this - I think you guys can handle the truth!
Post by: Sabie on November 24, 2012, 09:14:27 PM

I don't know if I should go now..... I don't like being scared.......

Title: Re: I just received this - I think you guys can handle the truth!
Post by: WendyL on November 24, 2012, 10:21:09 PM

Don't worry Sabie, I'll be on my best behaviour, to start with at least  :wink1