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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on December 05, 2012, 09:17:34 PM

Title: Another Little Johnny
Post by: WendyL on December 05, 2012, 09:17:34 PM

Teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
...
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny stands up from the back of the class and asks:

"Do farts have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then, I "DEFINITELY" shit meself..."

Title: Re: Another Little Johnny
Post by: Brock on December 05, 2012, 10:02:58 PM

 :|||| :|||| :|||| :law :law

Title: Re: Another Little Johnny
Post by: Sabie on December 05, 2012, 11:37:23 PM

 :crackup  :rofl  :crackup  :rofl

The oldies are the best...

Title: Re: Another Little Johnny
Post by: Whizz on December 06, 2012, 10:14:49 AM

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup