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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on December 09, 2012, 12:32:34 PM

Title: "Speak English You Infidel"
Post by: WendyL on December 09, 2012, 12:32:34 PM

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his
pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts:  "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die
Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink the water.
The cows and pigs have shit in it!")

The man shouts back:  "I am a Hells Angel.  I don't understand, nor do I care to
understand your gibberish.  Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish man shouts back in English:  "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

 

 

Title: Re: "Speak English You Infidel"
Post by: Aj1300 on December 09, 2012, 03:14:04 PM

 :rofl :crackup :crackup :blk13

Title: Re: "Speak English You Infidel"
Post by: Whizz on December 09, 2012, 05:14:03 PM

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

 :-++ :-++ :-++ :-++ :-++

Title: Re: "Speak English You Infidel"
Post by: Brock on December 09, 2012, 05:34:48 PM

 :eek :eek :eek :eek :|||| :|||| :|||| :||||

Go for a BBQ ride and look what happens.....

 :|||| :|||| :|||| :well :well :well :well

Title: Re: "Speak English You Infidel"
Post by: Biggles on December 09, 2012, 10:22:07 PM

Quote from: Brock on December 09, 2012, 05:34:48 PM

Go for a BBQ ride and look what happens.....

Looks pretty right to me, but then I'm not a Moderator (thank goodness).

Title: Re: "Speak English You Infidel"
Post by: WendyL on December 10, 2012, 01:02:30 AM

Quote from: Biggles on December 09, 2012, 10:22:07 PM

Quote from: Brock on December 09, 2012, 05:34:48 PM

Go for a BBQ ride and look what happens.....

Looks pretty right to me, but then I'm not a Moderator (thank goodness).

Hi Biggles,

He let this one stay, deleted my other one though, can't understand why  o:)  :grin

Title: Re: "Speak English You Infidel"
Post by: Brock on December 10, 2012, 08:51:16 AM

Oh ????

I can  :grin :grin :grin :grin :grin

Title: Re: "Speak English You Infidel"
Post by: Sabie on December 10, 2012, 02:55:58 PM

I didn't get to see it....... Sounded funny too.