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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on December 10, 2012, 05:51:08 PM

Title: ‎10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
Post by: WendyL on December 10, 2012, 05:51:08 PM

10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
...7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

Title: Re: ‎10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
Post by: Brock on December 10, 2012, 05:59:23 PM

 :beer :beer

Title: Re: ‎10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
Post by: gaz on December 11, 2012, 12:03:58 AM

thanks