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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on December 10, 2012, 06:39:25 PM

Title: THE CONFESSIONAL BOX
Post by: WendyL on December 10, 2012, 06:39:25 PM
 
 

A guy goes into the confessional box after years

being away from the Church. He pulls aside the

curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully

equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine,

Miller High Life  on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates

nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of

buxom ladies

who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's

been a very long time since I've been to confession

and I must admit that the confessional box is much

more inviting than it used to be".


The priest replies,

"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
 

 o:) o:)
 
Title: Re: THE CONFESSIONAL BOX
Post by: keith3po on December 10, 2012, 09:45:39 PM
 :crackup :crackup :crackup :-++ :-++