OzSTOC
No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Z900owner on December 13, 2012, 11:50:58 AM
-
Well, you live and learn. Here's some information that probably isn't that important to know, but now that I know it, I'll never forget it. Trivia!!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!
:nahnah :nahnah :nahnah :nahnah :nahnah
-
:fp :fp :fp
:butt :butt :butt
-
:wht11 py
And here's me thinking it was going to be a little fishy,
Oops there I go again "thinking" gotta stop doing that.
It interferes with my thoughts/blinking & switching on the light. :crackup
Tipsy
-
Did you know only pengiuns and people can drive
Madagascar
-
:fp :fp :fp
:|||| :|||| :||||
-
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I wasn't fooled.
Well, I don't think I was.
Was I?