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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on December 13, 2012, 04:43:12 PM
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One night a man walks into a bar with a pig. The bartender says to the man, "That's a great looking pig, but why does he have a wooden leg?"
So the man says, "Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. One night my house was on fire and he dragged me to safety. Saved my life."
The bartender says. "Well, that's great. But why does he have a wooden leg?"
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The man says, "Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. One time I was out sailing and the boat capsized. This pig swam me to safety. Saved my life."
The bartender says, "That's really terrific, but why the wooden leg?"
The man says, "Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. Last week during an earthquake my house collapsed and my pig pulled me out. Saved my life."
And finally the bartender says,"Wow, that is one special pig. He saved you from a fire, an earthquake and from drowning. But why does he have a wooden leg?"
The man says, "When you have a pig this special you can't eat all of it at once."
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Jeez, Wendy that's sick, you need treatment!! :crackup :fp :rofl :crackup
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:|||| :|||| :|||| I thick we will have too change your name to Wicked Wendy of the North :blk13
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Brings back memories of The Two Ronnies.
Thanks Wendy.
:blu13
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