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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Whizz on December 19, 2012, 04:15:19 PM

Title: Inner Peace
Post by: Whizz on December 19, 2012, 04:15:19 PM

I'm passing this on because it worked for me.

A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.

So I've finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz.

Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.

Title: Re: Inner Peace
Post by: Biggles on December 19, 2012, 06:40:09 PM

Sounds like a plan.  I'll get into the Scotch for a start...

Title: Re: Inner Peace
Post by: WendyL on December 19, 2012, 10:44:32 PM

 :runyay :crackup :crackup :crackup

Title: Re: Inner Peace
Post by: Tipsy on December 20, 2012, 08:56:03 AM

 :wht11 py

I'll drink to that Whizz.... classic  o:) :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Tipsy

Title: Re: Inner Peace
Post by: Bluey on December 20, 2012, 11:19:23 AM

Come on, light another one ..... Hmmmm..... coooool.......

I don't (can't) drink alcohol any longer, but I can still remember when.....