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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on December 21, 2012, 10:03:25 AM

Title: E-mail from God
Post by: Poppy Dave on December 21, 2012, 10:03:25 AM

One day, God was looking down at earth, and saw all the misbehaving (too much sex, illicit drugs, prescription

drugs, alcohol and risqué emails) that was going on. So he called one of his angels to go to Earth.

When he returned, the angel told God,
Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving, and only 5% are not'.
 
God thought for a moment and said,
Maybe I should send down another angel, to get a second opinion'!

So, God called another angel, & sent him to Earth too.

When the angel returned, he went to God & said, 
Yes, it's true.  The Earth is in decline;  95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because, he wanted to encourage them,

give them a little something, to help them keep going !

Do you know what the e-mail said ?
   

 
 

 

No?

   

 

 
 

 

 


Okay,  just checking with you… I didn't get one  either ....

 

 

Title: Re: E-mail from God
Post by: Brock on December 21, 2012, 10:07:03 AM

Think my email picked it up as junk n ditched it... o:) o:)

Title: Re: E-mail from God
Post by: Biggles on December 21, 2012, 10:15:36 AM

Quote from: Brock on December 21, 2012, 10:07:03 AM

Think my email picked it up as junk n ditched it... o:) o:)

That figures.  Mine said "Beware of West Ozzie ST riders".

Oh, and "Keep Up The Good Work, Biggles!"    :runyay

Title: Re: E-mail from God
Post by: WendyL on December 21, 2012, 12:05:59 PM

 :think1 :think1 :think1 :think1 :think1

I'm sure I should have got that one.......

Have to check my spam folder.......

 o:) o:) o:)

Title: Re: E-mail from God
Post by: Tipsy on December 22, 2012, 09:06:31 AM

 :wht11 py

I definitely did not /would not / could not get one.

And I am still happy  :grin :p

Tipsy

Title: Re: E-mail from God
Post by: Whizz on December 22, 2012, 10:53:43 AM

I got a virus from that one!!!

Title: Re: E-mail from God
Post by: Biggles on December 22, 2012, 04:44:47 PM

Quote from: Whizz on December 22, 2012, 10:53:43 AM

I got a virus from that one!!!

That would have been from the Hacker who likes to impersonate God   >:(