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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on December 21, 2012, 12:09:59 PM

Title: Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
Post by: WendyL on December 21, 2012, 12:09:59 PM
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
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3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

~I'm might have to try this sometime....
 :butt :butt :butt
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
Post by: Poppy Dave on December 21, 2012, 12:16:28 PM
If you do ...................................... Don't forget the photos.
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
Post by: Aj1300 on December 21, 2012, 04:20:39 PM
I work in gyms so I guess I've got something to carry my towel"......... :rofl :rofl :crackup :blk13
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
Post by: WendyL on December 21, 2012, 04:28:26 PM
 :butt :spank :rofl :crackup
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
Post by: Aj1300 on December 21, 2012, 04:49:15 PM
I work in gyms so I guess I've got something to carry my towel"......... :rofl :rofl :crackup :blk13
Didn't say how big the towel is though :A
I wouldn't trip over :rofl :rofl :rofl :blk13
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
Post by: Sabie on December 22, 2012, 01:02:55 PM
You first...
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
Post by: hobs on December 22, 2012, 02:42:30 PM
Would be only a ''hand towel'' AJ, not a beach towel, ha,ha.  >:()
Title: Re: Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
Post by: saaz on December 22, 2012, 06:02:43 PM
 I can sit around naked at home, on the computer etc all the time..what is work by the way  :runyay