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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: StinkyPete on December 28, 2012, 03:22:28 PM

Title: Seniors Marriage
Post by: StinkyPete on December 28, 2012, 03:22:28 PM
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry
Title: Re: Seniors Marriage
Post by: Brock on December 28, 2012, 03:29:11 PM
 :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer
Title: Re: Seniors Marriage
Post by: Whizz on December 28, 2012, 03:44:08 PM
 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

 :-++ :thumbs :thumbsup :-++ :thumbs :thumbsup :hatwave
Title: Re: Seniors Marriage
Post by: ST2UP on December 28, 2012, 08:35:29 PM
Baaaaaahhhh!!!
Title: Re: Seniors Marriage
Post by: Biggles on December 28, 2012, 08:58:27 PM
Stop laughing!!  It's too true to be funny!  We have our needs!
Title: Re: Seniors Marriage
Post by: JuST Peter on December 28, 2012, 11:04:30 PM
 :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :beer :beer :beer :beer :beer
Title: Re: Seniors Marriage
Post by: Aj1300 on December 30, 2012, 02:11:40 PM
 Might be good present for Streak's up coming events :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :blk13