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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Sabie on January 04, 2013, 10:07:17 PM

Title: Pink Curtains
Post by: Sabie on January 04, 2013, 10:07:17 PM

A Blonde goes  to Spotlight to buy some new curtains.
She says to the sales assistant, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The sales assistant assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The sales assistant then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches ?' asked the sales assistant, 'that sounds very small, what room are they for?'

The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'

The surprised sales assistant replies, 'But Miss, computers don't need curtains!           

The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... Mine has Windoooooows...'

Title: Re: Pink Curtains
Post by: Poppy Dave on January 04, 2013, 10:21:21 PM

 >:()

Title: Re: Pink Curtains
Post by: JuST Peter on January 05, 2013, 07:01:33 AM

 :|||| :||||
It's funny.......my daughter's blonde and when she tells a blonde joke we all laugh, but if I tell one, I get that icy blue eyed stare  :-(((

Title: Re: Pink Curtains
Post by: Wild Rose on January 05, 2013, 01:32:54 PM

 :hatwave  :hatwave  :grin  :grin


Leo
 :rd13

Title: Re: Pink Curtains
Post by: royst1100 on January 05, 2013, 04:25:04 PM

 :fp  :fp  :fp  :fp  :fp