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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on January 05, 2013, 07:20:30 PM
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A mom is driving her little girl to a friend's house for a play date. "Mommy ," the little girl asks ,"how old are you?"
"Honey , you are not supposed to ask a lady her age", the mother warns .
"It is not polite".
"Ok", the little girl says ."How much do you weigh?"
... "Now really ," the mother says , "these are personal questions and really none of your business."
Undaunted , the little girl asks," why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions , honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin play.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything ." The little girl says to her friend
"Well,"said the friend ,"all you need to do is look at her drivers license
It is like a report card it has everything on it", later that night ,the little girls says to her mother ," I know how old
you are . You are 32". The mother is surprised and asks ,"how did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140pounds ." The mother is past surprise and shocked now.
" How in heaven 's name did you find that out?"
"And ,"the little girel says triumphantly ,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce".
"Oh really?"The mother asks ." And why's that?"
"Because you got an F in sex".
Mother fainted
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excellent...already forwarded to a number of friends!
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:popcorn :crackup pay that one
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Geez, I got an "M"
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I can relate to that. That is something my 2 Daughters would have done :rofl :rofl
Leo
:rd13
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:crackup :crackup :crackup
See Wendy - you get away with HEAPS! :rofl
Noice wirk! :wink1
Cheers, Diesel
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:crackup :crackup :crackup
See Wendy - you get away with HEAPS! :rofl
Noice wirk! :wink1
Cheers, Diesel
More on the way when I get home from work this arvo Diesel :grin
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More on the way when I get home from work this arvo Diesel :grin
Oh Brother! >:()
Brock? BROCK! Bring the smiting stick to my office straight away! :p
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More on the way when I get home from work this arvo Diesel :grin
Oh Brother! >:()
Brock? BROCK! Bring the smiting stick to my office straight away! :p
what the Frag....you have an office? Brock, Saaz, where you in on the approval for an office? :eek
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Don't worry about the office............ Brock has a Smiting Stick?????
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More on the way when I get home from work this arvo Diesel :grin
Oh Brother! >:()
Brock? BROCK! Bring the smiting stick to my office straight away! :p
what the Frag....you have an office? Brock, Saaz, where you in on the approval for an office? :eek
Sounds to me like this outfit is getting top heavy like the Gummint. Next they'll have curtains, cars, servants, and holidays!!
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:crackup :crackup :crackup
See Wendy - you get away with HEAPS! :rofl
Noice wirk! :wink1
Cheers, Diesel
OK! That's it! :well I'm sending all my borderline stuff to Wendy from now on :nahnah :wink1 :grin
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OK! That's it! :well I'm sending all my borderline stuff to Wendy from now on :nahnah :wink1 :grin
Please do........ :grin :grin
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:crackup :crackup :crackup
See Wendy - you get away with HEAPS! :rofl
Noice wirk! :wink1
Cheers, Diesel
I thought that was pretty good for o:) Wendy
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I have a very nice office :thumb courtesy of a Government grant :beer
Oh Brother! >:()
Brock? BROCK! Bring the smiting stick to my office straight away! :p
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what the Frag....you have an office? Brock, Saaz, where you in on the approval for an office? :eek
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What Diesel calls his office, is a disused outside dunny with a dried up long drop. There is no way I am going there....
And no-one gets my stick, they have to get their own..
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