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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on January 07, 2013, 04:10:24 PM
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A blonde walks into a porno shop:
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the black one?"
... He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
He: "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm... I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm... .how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo... it'll cost you $165."
She: She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
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Brock,
How the hell did I get stuck with the tital of "Teller of Untellable Jokes" o:)
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Haha.....heard the same joke but the last one was for a Red one.........sold the stores Fire Extinguisher !!!!
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I was going to buy my Ex a vibrator once but I couldn't afford the compressor that went with it.
Poppy :wht13
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That's why some chicks ride big bore single motorbikes or lean on the washer on spin cycle :crazy