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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on January 07, 2013, 04:10:24 PM

Title: A blonde walks into an adult shop....
Post by: WendyL on January 07, 2013, 04:10:24 PM
A blonde walks into a porno shop:

She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the black one?"
... He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"

He: "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm... I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"

He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm... .how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo... it'll cost you $165."
She: She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.

Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"

To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
Title: Re: A blonde walks into an adult shop....
Post by: Shiney on January 07, 2013, 04:16:54 PM
 :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: A blonde walks into an adult shop....
Post by: Brock on January 07, 2013, 05:16:19 PM
 :eek :eek :eek :|||| :|||| :|||| :||||
Title: Re: A blonde walks into an adult shop....
Post by: Poppy Dave on January 07, 2013, 05:40:42 PM
 :-++ :-++ :-++ :-++
Title: Re: A blonde walks into an adult shop....
Post by: Poppy Dave on January 07, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
Brock,

How the hell did I get stuck with the tital of "Teller of Untellable Jokes"  o:)
Title: Re: A blonde walks into an adult shop....
Post by: ST2UP on January 07, 2013, 05:47:17 PM
Haha.....heard the same joke but the last one was for a Red one.........sold the stores Fire Extinguisher !!!!
Title: Re: A blonde walks into an adult shop....
Post by: Poppy Dave on January 07, 2013, 05:54:27 PM
I was going to buy my Ex a vibrator once but I couldn't afford the compressor that went with it.




Poppy                                       :wht13
Title: Re: A blonde walks into an adult shop....
Post by: rjstorrie on January 07, 2013, 09:49:57 PM
 :crackup :rofl :-++
Title: Re: A blonde walks into an adult shop....
Post by: Silky on January 07, 2013, 11:52:12 PM
That's why some chicks ride big bore single motorbikes or lean on the washer on spin cycle  :crazy