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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: StinkyPete on January 08, 2013, 02:27:18 PM

Title: A prayer......
Post by: StinkyPete on January 08, 2013, 02:27:18 PM

 In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer.
 It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you.

     Dear Lord,
     This has been a tough two or three years.
     You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.
     My favourite musician Michael Jackson.
     My favourite blues singer Amy Winehouse.
     My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.
     And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.
     I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are
     Julia Gillard, Wayne Swan, Anthony Albanese, Nicola Roxon.

Title: Re: A prayer......
Post by: Biggles on January 08, 2013, 02:31:32 PM

Love it. 

They're my favourites too, God, if you're counting votes.    :grin

Title: Re: A prayer......
Post by: Whizz on January 08, 2013, 03:10:09 PM

+1,000,000,000,000!!!!

Title: Re: A prayer......
Post by: gaz on January 08, 2013, 03:10:46 PM

 :crackup

Title: Re: A prayer......
Post by: rjstorrie on January 08, 2013, 07:36:22 PM

 :eek :eek :eek :spank but funnny

Title: Re: A prayer......
Post by: Sabie on January 08, 2013, 07:56:54 PM

Better than being under a Liberal Government......Believe me... Spoken by a Queenslander with first hand experience.

At the end of the day, neither has our best interest at heart....only their own plitical lives...