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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on January 09, 2013, 02:41:12 PM
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A man was sitting on a park bench naked covering himself with only a news paper to cover his privates.
A little while passes and a little girl walks up and asks the man "what's under the news paper??". The man replies by saying "my pet bird"...
The little girl has a confused face and walks away. A little while later, the man falls a sleep and wakes up in hospital in excruciating pain. A doctor asked him "do you know what happened???". "No!!" The man grunts, " there was this little girl in the park, she might know"
The doctor goes to the park and discovers the little girl is still there. He comes up and asked her " do you know what happened to that man that was sitting on the bench??" The girl replies by saying, " I don't know about the man.. But I was playing with his bird until it's spat on me, so I broke its neck, crushed is eggs, and lit it's nest on fire"
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:well :well :well :well :spank
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:well :well :well :well :spank
o:) o:) o:)
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It's ok Wendy, some us think it's funny,
Heather is sending it to her sisters as she thinks it's fantasic
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Oh come on........this is a clear case of reverse discrimination...................
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:crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl
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Oh come on........this is a clear case of reverse discrimination...................
In what way Sabie? I just thought it was bloody funny!!!!
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