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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on January 10, 2013, 05:01:54 PM

Title: Pinched from the PanEuro site
Post by: Poppy Dave on January 10, 2013, 05:01:54 PM
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world???



Title: Re: Pinched from the PanEuro site
Post by: Brock on January 10, 2013, 05:24:10 PM
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If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world???

Sorry, not correct.

I only have five friends and they all sent me this...

 :grin :grin :grin
Title: Re: Pinched from the PanEuro site
Post by: Biggles on January 10, 2013, 06:17:05 PM
Quote from: Brock on January 10, 2013, 05:24:10 PM
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If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world???

Sorry, not correct.

I only have five friends and they all sent me this...

 :grin :grin :grin

Obviously everyone is trying to tell you something   ::)
Title: Re: Pinched from the PanEuro site
Post by: Tackleberry on January 12, 2013, 12:23:01 PM
Quote from: Brock on January 10, 2013, 05:24:10 PM
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If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world???

I ... have five friends and they all sent me this...

 :grin :grin :grin
Skyte!!!!  I would like to have 5 friends.  I meet a lot of people but nobody wants to be my friend. :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Pinched from the PanEuro site
Post by: Sabie on January 12, 2013, 12:26:07 PM
Ah huh Tach, call lifeline mate.......they care...... :wink1

We're all friends here.  :thumb

Title: Re: Pinched from the PanEuro site
Post by: Brock on January 12, 2013, 12:43:08 PM
I will be your friend Tack, then I will have some one I can send this stuff to..

 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Pinched from the PanEuro site
Post by: Tackleberry on January 12, 2013, 07:56:47 PM
Quote from: Sabie on January 12, 2013, 12:26:07 PM
Ah huh Tach, call lifeline mate.......they care...... :wink1
Went to a bloke threatening suicide and he rang LifeLine - they put him on hold! :phone :crazy :rofl :rofl :rofl  (Despite the fact he had a .22 beside him) 

Thanks Brock - Now I got to find four others... :think1 
Title: Re: Pinched from the PanEuro site
Post by: Biggles on January 12, 2013, 08:06:57 PM
Quote from: Tackleberry on January 12, 2013, 07:56:47 PM
Quote from: Sabie on January 12, 2013, 12:26:07 PM
Ah huh Tach, call lifeline mate.......they care...... :wink1
Went to a bloke threatening suicide and he rang LifeLine - they put him on hold! :phone :crazy :rofl :rofl :rofl  (Despite the fact he had a .22 beside him) 

Thanks Brock - Now I got to find four others... :think1 

I'm sure your son will let you count him.

So now it's down to 3!
Title: Re: Pinched from the PanEuro site
Post by: Tackleberry on January 12, 2013, 10:16:23 PM
Quote from: Biggles on January 12, 2013, 08:06:57 PM
I'm sure your son will let you count him.

So now it's down to 3!
Only if I don't turn the bike into a single seater Biggles, otherwise I'm back to four. :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Pinched from the PanEuro site
Post by: Sabie on January 12, 2013, 11:09:52 PM
As for lifeline putting suicidal people on hold, it's all about priorities.....

Ive watched Boxhead, you can go back up to three, he loves his Dad and dotes on every word his Dad says about Motorbikes.

I'll be your friend Tach, so only 2 to go....

So, what friend things do you want to do together??? :runyay