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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on January 23, 2013, 03:50:48 PM

Title: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: JuST Peter on January 23, 2013, 03:50:48 PM
Wow!     i've been offered a new job!  :runyay

I wonder if its Julia's mob  :think1 



Hello!

We have found your application in jobboard website database and believe you are a perfect candidate for this job which we offer.
 
Title: Financial Operations Controller
Eligibility Criteria: No Experience is Required in Financial Field
Duration:  Long term with 3 weeks probation period
Location: Australia or New Zealand



If you are interested, please reply with your short resume.

All the best,
Basic Cargo Solutions Company
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: Brock on January 23, 2013, 04:06:25 PM
Go for the NZ job, they will pay to move you there wont they????

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Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: Whizz on January 23, 2013, 04:31:43 PM
And once you take that job I have a wonderful bridge that I think you might be interested in.....  :crackup :rofl
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: JuST Peter on January 23, 2013, 04:34:01 PM
oooohhhhh....I like bridges  :hatwave :hatwave
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: Biggles on January 23, 2013, 08:37:16 PM
Obviously they've been reading your jokes and reckon they can use that talent.   :p
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: JuST Peter on January 24, 2013, 01:06:57 PM
They must be bloody desperate then :crackup :crackup :crackup
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: JuST Peter on January 24, 2013, 01:08:26 PM
Quote from: Brock on January 23, 2013, 04:06:25 PM
Go for the NZ job, they will pay to move you there wont they????

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I am just assuming you'd put your hand in your pocket too :grin :grin
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: Brock on January 24, 2013, 02:01:44 PM
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I am just assuming you'd put your hand in your pocket too :grin :grin

 Wot thuh Wot thuh Wot thuh Wot thuh  Now that you mention it, I would.... When do you go???? :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: JuST Peter on January 24, 2013, 02:49:48 PM
On the 12th.  :beer
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: Sabie on January 24, 2013, 05:23:49 PM
Peter, I think you're over qualified for that position.... :crazy
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: saaz on January 24, 2013, 08:44:51 PM
Just take a few of these jobs, outsource the work to China/India, pocket the difference and live like a King  :runyay
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: JuST Peter on January 25, 2013, 09:34:42 AM
Quote from: saaz on January 24, 2013, 08:44:51 PM
Just take a few of these jobs, outsource the work to China/India, pocket the difference and live like a King  :runyay
Aha! So that's how you've managed to retire at 50+ :thumb
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: JuST Peter on January 25, 2013, 09:36:29 AM
Quote from: Sabie on January 24, 2013, 05:23:49 PM
Peter, I think you're over qualified for that position.... :crazy
Me too. I think I'll stay - I know Brock would prefer to hang onto his money too :wink1
Title: Re: Someone wants me for my talents
Post by: gaz on January 25, 2013, 09:55:50 AM
thats a good one