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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on January 28, 2013, 04:34:34 PM

Title: Family
Post by: JuST Peter on January 28, 2013, 04:34:34 PM

My wife hosted a dinner party for family far and wide and everyone was encouraged to bring all their children as well.
 
All during dinner my four-year-old niece stared at me sitting across from her.
 
The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
 
I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.
 
I tried my best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for me.
 
I finally asked her “Why are you staring at me?”
 
Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.
 
My little niece said “I’m just waiting to see how you drink like a fish.”

Title: Re: Family
Post by: Biggles on January 28, 2013, 04:37:41 PM

OK.  They got the right family member then...     :grin

Title: Re: Family
Post by: JuST Peter on January 28, 2013, 05:07:00 PM

 :well

Title: Re: Family
Post by: rjstorrie on January 28, 2013, 06:34:56 PM

Lol, I'm waiting to see how many of your brothers and sisters went  :-[

funny story. :rofl

Title: Re: Family
Post by: Wild Rose on January 28, 2013, 06:54:58 PM

I'll drink to that :beer

Leo
 :rd13