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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Mitch on January 28, 2013, 11:16:01 PM

Title: Cockpit Duties
Post by: Mitch on January 28, 2013, 11:16:01 PM

Cockpit Duties
 
Some years ago on a long  flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit.                 

When she got up there, she found four crewmen.  She asked the first
what he did, and he explained that he was the navigator and what his
responsibilities were.
 
She turned to next one and asked what he did.  He explained that he
was the engineer and his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any system
problems to keep the flight operating smoothly.
 
She turned to the next one and asked what he did.  He explained that
as the captain he was responsible for everything on the airplane and the
functioning of the crew. 
She turned to the first officer and asked
"Well young man, what is your job?" 

He replied "Ma'am, I am the captain's sexual advisor."

Somewhat shocked, she said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by
that?"

"Very simple ma'am.  The captain has told me that when he wants my
f****** advice, he'll ask me."

                     :grin :blk13 :grin

Title: Re: Cockpit Duties
Post by: Poppy Dave on January 28, 2013, 11:54:10 PM

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Title: Re: Cockpit Duties
Post by: Brock on January 29, 2013, 08:15:30 AM

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Title: Re: Cockpit Duties
Post by: rjstorrie on January 29, 2013, 02:30:48 PM

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Title: Re: Cockpit Duties
Post by: JuST Peter on January 29, 2013, 08:02:26 PM

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