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Title: When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
Post by: doggy & Nola on February 08, 2013, 09:23:47 PM

[Even  if you're retired, you sometimes have those  days]

Try  this
Out:

Stop  at your  pharmacy
 

And 
Go to the thermometer section  and

Purchase 
A rectal thermometer  made

By 
Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure  you get this 
Brand.

When 
You get home, lock your  doors,

Draw 
The curtains and disconnect the  phone
So 
You will not be disturbed.

Change  into very comfortable clothing and sit
In  your favourite chair. Open the package and remove  the 
Thermometer.

Now, 
Carefully place it on a table or a  surface
So 
That it will not become chipped or  broken.




Now 
The fun part begins.

Take
Out the  literature from the box and read it 
Carefully.

You 
Will notice that in small print there is a 
Statement:


"Every 
Rectal
Thermometer 
Made by Johnson &  Johnson
Is 
Personally tested 

And  then 
Sanitized."
Now, 
Close your eyes and repeat out loud five  times,' I am so glad I do not work in
The  thermometer quality control department  at

Johnson 
&  Johnson.'


HAVE 
A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS  SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE
OF A  PAIN IN THE ASS THAN  YOURS!



Remember, 
If you haven't got a smile on your face and  laughter in your 
Heart....

Maybe 
You should go and work for Johnson and  Johnson!




Enjoy  life now - It has an expiration  date!

Title: Re: When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
Post by: Whizz on February 08, 2013, 09:42:05 PM

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Title: Re: When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
Post by: Poppy Dave on February 08, 2013, 11:56:12 PM

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