OzSTOC
No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on February 08, 2013, 11:36:44 PM
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Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, walked into a branch of the Commonwealth Bank to cash a cheque. Approaching the cashier she said "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?" The clerk replies "It would be my pleasure, mam. Could I see your ID please?"
Julia said "Well I didn't bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Julia Gillard you know - the Prime Minister!"
Clerk: "I'm sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring of the banks because of imposters, fraud, forgers and the like, I must insist on proof of identity". Julia: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows me!"
Clerk: "I am very sorry Madam Prime Minister. These are the bank rules and I must follow them". Julia: "And I need this cheque cashed!!"
Clerk: "Perhaps there's another way. One day Greg Norman came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Greg Norman he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful putt across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Greg Norman and cashed his cheque".
"Another time, Shane Warne came in without ID. He pulled out a cricket ball and bowled a fabulous spinner kick where the ball landed in my coffee mug. With that spectacular bowl we cashed his cheque. So mam, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, the Prime Minister?"
Julia stood there thinking. Finally she says "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing I'm good at".
Clerk: "Will that be $50 notes or $100 notes, Prime Minister?"
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That would be about right too! :thumb
And what Whizz says
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:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
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Not sure I'd completely agree there, she's good at telling lies (but aren't all politicians?), she's good at stabbing colleagues in the back, she's good at talking to the country as if they are all second grade morons, she's good at ignoring due process by plonking non-politicians into potential positions to which they have no right based on nothing but skin colour and ethnicity, etc etc.
Typical politician I suppose! :cuss :||||