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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Biggles on February 12, 2013, 11:06:15 AM
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at supermarket and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good. I took a photo to show you:
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e136/Pixtor/Polishremover_zps643f6abc.jpg)
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I half Polish half Estonian.
When visitors come to home I always say please meet wife Terese - she is bipolar.
Visitors always say, "Oh, that is so sad - and they ask how long we know this?".
I tell them "All her life, of course. You see, both wife's parents are Polish!".
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Thats a good one ay! :thumb
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pay that one :thumbs
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