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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Biggles on February 12, 2013, 11:06:15 AM

Title: Divorce, Polish style
Post by: Biggles on February 12, 2013, 11:06:15 AM
A  Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at supermarket and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good.  I took a photo to show you:












(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e136/Pixtor/Polishremover_zps643f6abc.jpg)
Title: Re: Divorce, Polish style
Post by: Brock on February 12, 2013, 11:26:39 AM
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Title: Re: Divorce, Polish style
Post by: ST.George on February 12, 2013, 01:07:28 PM
 :-++.  :rofl :rofl :crackup

I half Polish half Estonian.

When visitors come to home I always say please meet wife Terese - she is bipolar.

Visitors always say, "Oh, that is so sad - and they ask how long we know this?".

I tell them "All her life, of course. You see, both wife's parents are Polish!".
Title: Re: Divorce, Polish style
Post by: JuST Peter on February 12, 2013, 01:45:07 PM
 :-++ :-++ :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl    TWICE
Title: Re: Divorce, Polish style
Post by: Gavo on February 12, 2013, 02:39:11 PM
Thats a good one ay!  :thumb
Title: Re: Divorce, Polish style
Post by: royst1100 on February 12, 2013, 03:03:42 PM
pay that one  :thumbs
Title: Re: Divorce, Polish style
Post by: Sabie on February 13, 2013, 12:02:38 AM
 :fp