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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on March 01, 2013, 08:12:37 PM
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Outsourcing (funny) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSjjHpsaRKw#)
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Only funny when it's not you whose bank account/ telephone/ electricity supply is stuffed! :well
A few Companies now instruct their Call Centre staff to say that they are in Melbourne.
That still isn't a guarantee that you will be able to understand the accent! :o
The real Call Centres are lines of cubicles that stretch to the horizon. :'(
That old dear at least is intelligible :phone
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Cruel, but fair.
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:wht11 py
as soon I get that sort of a call I start talking with the same accent and try and sell them my toothpaste.
:crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :nahnah
Tipsy
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One of those calls I had was from "Microsoft" regarding a problem I had with my computer...
"Computer? " said I "Which computer??"
"Oh" said they "Your main one, how many do you have??"
"Two hundred" said I , "Do you know where you have called??? "
After a moment stunned silence, the reply was "Two hundred?? I dont know where We have called"
" Tis the Federal Police, Computer Crimes Department. Could you please hold for a few moments?? I have nearly completed tracing your call."
CLICK
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One of those calls I had was from "Microsoft" regarding a problem I had with my computer...
"Computer? " said I "Which computer??"
"Oh" said they "Your main one, how many do you have??"
"Two hundred" said I , "Do you know where you have called??? "
After a moment stunned silence, the reply was "Two hundred?? I dont know where We have called"
" Tis the Federal Police, Computer Crimes Department. Could you please hold for a few moments?? I have nearly completed tracing your call."
CLICK
I must try to remember this one :thumbsup :thumbsup