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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on March 19, 2013, 08:06:40 PM

Title: Circumcised - absolutely priceless
Post by: JuST Peter on March 19, 2013, 08:06:40 PM
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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on.

He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.

He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.

She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.

'I thought I told you to call your mum!' she said.

'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school.
Title: Re: Circumcised - absolutely priceless
Post by: Brock on March 19, 2013, 08:23:41 PM
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Title: Re: Circumcised - absolutely priceless
Post by: Whizz on March 19, 2013, 08:44:43 PM
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Title: Re: Circumcised - absolutely priceless
Post by: Poppy Dave on March 19, 2013, 11:09:11 PM
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Title: Re: Circumcised - absolutely priceless
Post by: Z900owner on March 20, 2013, 11:32:02 AM
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Title: Re: Circumcised - absolutely priceless
Post by: WendyL on March 20, 2013, 05:08:29 PM
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Title: Re: Circumcised - absolutely priceless
Post by: Esstee 13 on March 20, 2013, 07:55:03 PM
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