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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on March 28, 2013, 10:55:00 AM

Title: Drinking and Driving In Ireland
Post by: JuST Peter on March 28, 2013, 10:55:00 AM

 
Paddy and Mick were driving down the road drinking a couple of beers.
The passenger, Mick, suddenly said, 'Lord tundering.... up ahead -- it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted for drinkin' dese here beers!!'

'Don't worry,' Paddy said. 'We'll just pull over and finish dese beers, then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.'

'What fer?'

'Jist let me do de talkin', OK?'

So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put a label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the Royal Irish Constabulary officer took a long look at the two of them and said, 'You boys been drinkin'?'

'No at all,' said Paddy, pointing at the labels.

'We're on the patches.’

Title: Re: Drinking and Driving In Ireland
Post by: Poppy Dave on March 28, 2013, 11:18:16 AM

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