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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on March 28, 2013, 09:03:57 PM

Title: Easter jokes
Post by: JuST Peter on March 28, 2013, 09:03:57 PM

Q: What do Easter Bunnies get for making baskets?
A: Two points, just like everyone else.

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for three hours.

Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?"
A: The Easter Elephant.

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hare line. (Insert your own joke here about why I know this.)

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?
A: A book with a hoppy ending.

Title: Re: Easter jokes
Post by: Poppy Dave on March 29, 2013, 02:46:15 PM

 :fp :fp :fp

Title: Re: Easter jokes
Post by: Biggles on March 30, 2013, 11:34:48 AM

Let me guess...
You've got the grandkids for the weekend!

Title: Re: Easter jokes
Post by: saaz on March 30, 2013, 05:37:08 PM

Its his birthday, so such terrible jokes will just have to stay  :crazy

Title: Re: Easter jokes
Post by: royst1100 on March 31, 2013, 07:40:52 AM

ok we will let him go on this occasion

Title: Re: Easter jokes
Post by: JuST Peter on April 01, 2013, 08:02:53 PM

Thanks for all the birthday wishes guys, but what excuse will I get away with for the next round of lame jokes  :grin :grin :grin :grin


Funnily enough, I got away with them with my daughter under the same conditions - I must try to remember this next year

Title: Re: Easter jokes
Post by: Biggles on April 01, 2013, 09:37:56 PM

Quote from: Peter (blueheeler55) on April 01, 2013, 08:02:53 PM

Funnily enough, I got away with them with my daughter under the same conditions - I must try to remember this next year

Next year Easter doesn't fall on April Fools Day, so I think you've done your dash!