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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on March 28, 2013, 09:10:45 PM
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(Borrowed from another forum)
Here are the questions:
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
2. How much dirt is there in a hole that is two feet by three feet by four feet?
3. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
4. In Alice Springs, you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
5. What was the Prime Minister's name in 1975?
Are you writing down your answers?
Answers:
1. Johnny, of course.
2. There is no dirt in a hole, dummy!
3. "Incorrectly".
4. You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You have to use a camera, idiot.
5. Julia Gillard. Duh.
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I took my time, thought very carefully and got through. Although maybe I've seen it before somewhere.
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I took my time, thought very carefully and got through. Although maybe I've seen it before somewhere.
Maybe on another forum perhaps :wink1
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Here's one for you:
Suppose there is a town with just one male barber; and that every man in the town keeps himself clean-shaven: some by shaving themselves, some by attending the barber.
It seems reasonable to imagine that the barber obeys the following rule: He shaves all and only those men in town who do not shave themselves.
Under this scenario, we can ask the following question: Does the barber shave himself?
What do you think?
Asking this, however, we discover that the situation presented is in fact impossible:
- If the barber does not shave himself, he must abide by the rule and shave himself.
- If he does shave himself, according to the rule he will not shave himself.
Now go take an Asprin and have a quiet lie down. :grin
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You're toying with my mind :grin
I think i need a Bex, a cuppa tea and a good lie down
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Who knows what a Bex is? :grin
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Who knows what a Bex is? :grin
A white powdered asprin, phenacetin and codeine dose folded in a small piece of paper and sold in a yellow and blue box.
But then, I'm almost as old as you. :p
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Just did a search on it, and the "codeine" is in fact caffeine.
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How odd! When I was in my late teens, our local dentist showed me in his surgery, something else you could do with a packet of Bex.
Roll it into a cylinder (like rolling a smoke), then blow it into a lit match - Instant ball of flame!
Something you wouldn't be likely to see in any dentists' surgery these days
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I got ALL of these correct...even the first one!! 'cause I'm just a smart ass!! o:) o:) o:)
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I got ALL of these correct...even the first one!! 'cause I'm just a smart ass!! o:) o:) o:)
could it also be that you have a scroll mouse too :whistle