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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Sabie on April 04, 2013, 10:04:01 PM

Title: One for Wendy
Post by: Sabie on April 04, 2013, 10:04:01 PM

Three men were Hiking through a forest...

When they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

Poof!!!

God gave him big arms and strong legs...

And he was able to Swim across in about 2 hours,

Having almost drowned twice!

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof!!!

God gave him a kayak and strong arms and strong legs...

And he was able to row across the  river in about an hour

After almost capsizing once!

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof!!!

HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!

She checked the map, hiked  one hundred yards upstream...

And  walked across the bridge



Guys, if at first you don't succeed,  do it the way your wife told you

Title: Re: One for Wendy
Post by: royst1100 on April 05, 2013, 12:12:29 PM

 :well  :cuss  :cuss  :fp

Title: Re: One for Wendy
Post by: BigTed on April 05, 2013, 02:41:33 PM

When we're out together in the car, I am usually the driver. I call my wife the "nagivator".  :spank

Title: Re: One for Wendy
Post by: Sabie on April 05, 2013, 05:15:44 PM

She who must be obeyed...

Title: Re: One for Wendy
Post by: Tipsy on April 06, 2013, 09:32:30 AM

 :wht11 py
If I call mine while I'm out I would never get off the phone, thank goodness the bike only carries one   :grin :grin :grin
I call one of the kids and leave a message

Tipsy

Title: Re: One for Wendy
Post by: winston66 on April 07, 2013, 09:48:22 AM

 :rd13 :hatwave :runyay

Winston66, Says,
 Ha, Tipsy, At least she is talking to you.

 :rd13 :think1 :beer

Title: Re: One for Wendy
Post by: Tipsy on April 07, 2013, 10:18:46 AM

Quote from: winston66 on April 07, 2013, 09:48:22 AM

 :rd13 :hatwave :runyay

Winston66, Says,


Tipsy
 Ha, Tipsy, At least she is talking to you.

 :rd13 :think1 :beer

And that is meant to be a good thing or.

we only share a house as it is more viable these days and it is easier to see the grandkids.

Title: Re: One for Wendy
Post by: WendyL on April 22, 2013, 12:26:29 AM

Thanks Sabie  :grin

Title: Re: One for Wendy
Post by: Sabie on April 22, 2013, 12:36:21 AM

My Pleasure!