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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: alans1100 on April 16, 2013, 12:56:40 PM

Title: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws
Post by: alans1100 on April 16, 2013, 12:56:40 PM

Some of this will happen at any time in your riding lifetime


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Title: Re: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws
Post by: Marcus on April 16, 2013, 02:14:53 PM

Agreed, especially the Keys in pocket thing, usually after gloves are on and I'm already on the bike.

9. Bike suddenly won't start... after mad rushing through possible causes, battery ok Spark plug ok key turned on ok... Bike stand down Doh

Title: Re: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws
Post by: STeveo on April 16, 2013, 06:26:10 PM

 :thumbs to all the above.

 :bl11

Title: Re: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws
Post by: Biggles on April 16, 2013, 06:50:07 PM

10.  The itch in your ear will only start once you are on the road in heavy traffic.

Title: Re: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws
Post by: Marcus on April 16, 2013, 06:51:55 PM

11. You only sneeze when the Helmet is on

Title: Re: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws
Post by: JuST Peter on April 16, 2013, 06:58:09 PM

Quote from: Marcus on April 16, 2013, 06:51:55 PM

11. You only sneeze when the Helmet is on

and if you keep your eyes open when you sneeze, your eyeballs fall out (so my mum always told me :p)  :hijacked

Title: Re: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws
Post by: Tipsy on April 17, 2013, 09:43:06 AM

 :wht11 py
 12.  The smelliest fart you ever do will only happen when dressed in space suit type wet weather gear. (it does bring tears to ones eyes)   :rofl :rofl :crackup

Tipsy

Title: Re: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws
Post by: JuST Peter on April 17, 2013, 10:37:18 AM

Speaking from experience Tipsy? :grin

Title: Re: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws
Post by: Tipsy on April 17, 2013, 10:38:41 AM

 :wht11 py

YES  :crackup :crackup :rofl

Tipsy

Title: Re: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws
Post by: JuST Peter on April 17, 2013, 10:39:46 AM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup

Title: Re: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws
Post by: RexJ on April 17, 2013, 06:13:07 PM

A traffic jam, or railway boom gates will only hold you proportionate to the time you have to travel to your destination or next appointment.

Credit card fees are always applied the night before your account is printed, taking you just over your limit, and incurring late fees and overdue fees, (for which, when contacted are very sorry.) 

(Hang on, that's not motorcycles Murph's. Very sorry. Make it bike payments. Same crooks - different division.)