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Title: Job Description after retirement
Post by: JuST Peter on May 04, 2013, 06:12:57 AM

Someone  asked me, 
Now that  you're retired, "do you have another job?" 
I replied,  “Yes I’m my wife's sexual advisor." 
Somewhat  shocked, they said 
"I beg your  pardon, but what do you mean by that?" 
"Very  simple.  The wife has told me that when she 
wants my  f@#$%ing advice, she'll ask me for  it".

Title: Re: Job Description after retirement
Post by: DaleMcLean on May 04, 2013, 06:53:54 AM

I'm not retired yet but still get that  :rofl

Title: Re: Job Description after retirement
Post by: JuST Peter on May 04, 2013, 06:57:10 AM

Quote from: DaleMcLean on May 04, 2013, 06:53:54 AM

I'm not retired yet but still get that  :rofl

That'll learn ya  :grin

Title: Re: Job Description after retirement
Post by: DaleMcLean on May 04, 2013, 07:00:17 AM

Oh yeah and I forgot

One complete set of Encylopia Brittanica free to good home.

Wife knows everything  :thumb

Title: Re: Job Description after retirement
Post by: JuST Peter on May 04, 2013, 07:03:53 AM

I assume you've mentioned all this to her :crackup

Title: Re: Job Description after retirement
Post by: DaleMcLean on May 04, 2013, 07:46:30 AM

 :whistle You think I'd still be here if I did ???  :wink1